You're Not Alone Anymore

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

I’m gonna be off work for at least another week and I can’t start again until I talk to my DM and she doesn’t like me so I might not even have a job anymore and honestly I’m not really upset by that because I’ve been so miserable there lately so I’m gonna start applying for jobs at other places because honestly I’ll be surprised if my manager lets me start work again

these are actually nice you fucking nerd

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

Getting a chest X-ray and bloodwork because at best I have a really bad viral infection but they heard a significant difference in the amount of air going into my right lung and we don’t want it turning into pneumonia

Both my doctors are pretty hot

Not mad about it

I’m in the ER and there’s an old woman beside me who was just given medication to make her poop and her family member was like “there’s nothing like a good poop” aND MY MOTHER PROCEEDED TO SAY TO ME THAT ITS BETTER THAN SEX I AM TOO SICK AND TOO TIRED FOR THIS

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